Learning to Swim on an Ironing Board with Contact

Kristy Stott, Theatre Editor

Book now

Learning to Swim on an Ironing Board

12 March 2021

Always double check opening hours with the venue before making a special visit.

Learning to Swim on an Ironing Board with Contact
Image courtesy of Davy Dellbridge.
Book now

Learning to Swim on an Ironing Board is a single-hander by disabled spoken word artist Conor A. Performed via a live stream from Conor’s home, the piece offers an entertaining and revealing account of what life is like when you live with a chronic illness.

Conor A is the first to admit that fibromyalgia (the condition he lives with) doesn’t really present a very inspiring narrative device – there’s no gritty back story or triumphant conclusion. A fast-paced, witty monologue,  Learning to Swim on an Ironing Board is the story of getting better at not getting better. It’s an honest and humorous solo show about fibromyalgia, therapy sessions and eavesdropping.

The show originally started out as a performance from Conor’s living room before it was performed as a newly commissioned piece of theatre at HOME’s PUSH Festival in 2019. Following a successful tour, the show is now back in Conor’s living room – ready to be performed and live-streamed, via Zoom, to audiences at home.

Offering an insightful glimpse into Connor’s daily life, accessibility – for Connor and his audience – is an integral part of the performance. The works of the performance are explained at the beginning, and Connor takes regular breaks from the performance during video sections. The performance is also BSL interpreted.

The performance of Learning to Swim on an Ironing Board will be followed by a post-show panel discussion exploring living with fibromyalgia and chronic pain.

Accessibility

  • British Sign Language

Where to go near Learning to Swim on an Ironing Board with Contact

Blackburn
Hotel
Northcote Hotel

Northcote’s luxury hotel perfectly matches its Michelin-star restaurant, nestled in the Ribble Valley hills on the edge of the Forest of Bowland.

Medlock Square
Manchester
Event venue
Medlock Square

Medlock Square is a new £300m entertainment complex betwixt the Etihad Stadium and Co-op Live, with Zadie’s, Little Beast, a hotel, market hall and more.

Zadie's
Manchester
Restaurant
Zadie’s

Italo-Japanese plates and razzle-dazzle glamour at Medlock Square. Featuring live acts, a space-age bar and a bird’s-eye view onto the Manchester City pitch.

Grafton Arms
Manchester
Bar or Pub
Grafton Arms

Grafton Arms has undergone an impressive revamp. The Eagle Inn team have turned this traditional pub into a standout live venue and drinking destination.

Proloco
Manchester
Restaurant
Proloco

Honest Crust’s Richard Carver and Rainy Heart’s Dan Hope join forces at Proloco, a music-led Ancoats restaurant serving 18-inch pizzas and seasonal plates.

City Centre
Restaurant
GiGi Gusto Griglia

GiGi is a lavish Italian restaurant just off Deansgate, with 1950s décor and a menu that sticks to the classics.

Blackburn
Restaurant
Northcote

Northcote’s Michelin-starred restaurant is the jewel in the crown of the Ribble Valley. We get a first look at the new autumnal menu.

Cumbria
Restaurant
Pentonbridge Inn

Pentonbridge Inn is a Michelin-starred restaurant with rooms in north Cumbria. Eight courses of bunkum-free fine dining from head chef Chris Archer.

Manchester
Restaurant
Dahlia Stereo

Dahlia Stereo is a Latin American-inspired open-fire kitchen and bar off the Northern Quarter’s Stevenson Square, with a pitch perfect soundsystem.

Balance Taproom
Manchester
Restaurant
Balance Taproom

Manchester has a glut of taprooms, and Balance Brewing’s is far and away the best. Drinks, decor, service – all a cut above.

What's on: Theatre

–
TheatreManchester
FAMEHUNGRY at HOME

Louise Orwin takes on the TikTok algorithm in FAMEHUNGRY, a funny, unpredictable theatrical experiment exploring art, fame and online attention.

From £11.20
Compass Festival 2026
Until
FestivalsLeeds
Compass Festival 2026

With interactive encounters and live performance, Compass Festival is set to animate the city of Leeds once again this November.

Free entry

Culture Guides

Food and Drink in the North

It's autumn and time to get scheduling those hearty meals. Here's the October guide to food and drink in Manchester and the North.

Theatre

The nights are drawing in. Theatre across the North is refusing to play it safe. November brings experimental performance, queer comedy and plenty of surprises.

Exhibitions

It’s a good season for contemporary art fans in Manchester, with many of our favourite small galleries launching something big.

Music

Grubby dance music meets high-gloss hyperpop and wildly ambitious opera in our latest music guide.

Emily Lloyd-Saini as Grace in Space and Harrie Hayes as Lieutenant Strong in Horrible Science
Family things to do in the North

Whether you’re after storybook theatre, museum wanderings or illusion-bending play spaces, there’s plenty to keep curiosity ticking through winter and beyond.

A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night
Cinema in the North

There's no shortage of great films out at the moment, whether you're looking for the latest blockbuster, that hot arthouse flick fresh from Cannes or a cosy classic.

Poet Helen Mort.
Literature Events in the North

One to add to your TBR pile, our latest round-up is a bumper edition and features some amazing events in Manchester, Liverpool, Leeds and beyond...